Science has determined that dolphins, other than humans, are the only animals who have sex solely for the purpose of pleasure. Following extensive research, I have determined that not one of these dolphins has had sex within holy matrimony. There is yet to be one dolphin marriage on the books, anywhere, in any state.
Not one.
One could also conclude that some dolphins engage in homosexuality. Certainly, these dolphins that *chose* to engage in celebrations of The Gay will not be spared God's wrath.
I prefer not to think about the perverse fetishes that dolphins engage in during their leisure time, no doubt to include videotape, leather, and plankton.
Do dolphins go straight to hell when they die?
2007-07-16 03:01:58 · 12 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
this question seems a little fishy to me.....
2007-07-16 03:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by dali333 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Bonobos also have a promiscuous sex drive. They will have sex with anyone in their group regardless of gender or relationship. It is theorized that this is an adaptation to reinforce the groups social bond.
There is no hell, dolphin or otherwise.
2007-07-16 10:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Now that is going too far...do not malign the dolphins! They are superior to humans and also, enlightened as to the secret of reality! They go to Nirvana and do not need a Heaven...
2007-07-16 10:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wasn't there a woman in Italy that wanted to marry a dolphin? I thought that was in the news a few years ago... Maybe there is a dolphin in holy matrimony! Never mind that it's interspecies...
Lol, to the above. "Thanks for all the fish!"
2007-07-16 10:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Of course not. If you believe in hell, then you likely must believe in the Adam and Eve story. That story illustrates well that without knowledge of good and evil, then you are innocent of sin. Dolphins have no knowledge of sexual morality, so they are innocent of any perceived immorality.
2007-07-16 10:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You really do need to grow up. Animals are instinctive. They provide service for Man, either for our use or our enjoyment. In your case, the study of dolphins obviously adds to your enjoyment. Purpose served.
2007-07-16 10:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Male dolphins- killer whales to be precise- even masturbate by dragging their wallopers along sandy seabeds so masturbation must be natural and not immoral.
2007-07-16 10:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, they will leave earth before the Vogons get here.
2007-07-16 10:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋
The law was written for man.
2007-07-16 10:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Only two types go to hell, those who do not beleive in the Lord and Savior and those who poke fun at salvation by posting sarcastic questions.
That's about it!
2007-07-16 10:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 2⤊ 7⤋