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feel free to ask me questions only I would know
to test the truthfullness to my aformentioned statement

2007-07-16 02:47:45 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

pie of course

I am GOD revealing myself to you and you say there is no evidence?!?

2007-07-16 02:51:16 · update #1

jason h- herasy!

Joel C- you're right I do know it

Bula'ia Aratyme- why should I?

J.P.- PIE! quit your cake HERASY OR BURN IN HELL!

sansfear- I don't have to explain myself to you.

jeeen-hello omniprecent!

tommybear45- you already know this answer

**to those of you calling me foolish I just made a special spot in hell**

bongernet- I could but then that'd be less for me to buy into

Sophie-questioning my will and actions? blashphmer! to hell with you too!

RB- again questioning my will besides revolations won't happen for a few thousand year I'm just here to reinstill faith untill then

[Dead]- and you're going to be satan play toy how's that sound?

G-Man-Free Will.
no way man I changed the votes so he could be elected why would I let him get impeached?

armandsteel- name the time and place

brassmunkiee- lol. no I rock it in my birthday suit

Edwardo L- I'm not going to send you to hell for change of things

2007-07-16 03:04:22 · update #2

cowgirl-the bible was written by mortal who have no idea what they are talking about I don't even know why you guys quote it so much..you give me a bad rep

hrld_sleeper- /whisper shh don't let the secret out

Yazoo-FOOL I didn't not claim to be jesus something very bad will happen to you sometime in the future

Tom- no...cause I do duh

Joel C-wtf theres two of you? anyways this isn't a joke

numberofthebeast666 - hey I made the herb theres nothing wrong with it =D

garykofoid- SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THE BIBLE WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME get that notion out of your head I CAN DO WHATEVER THE F U C K I WANT

Carol D- my intent has already bee stated
see above replys for my respose to anything to do with the bible

*(Don't fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult is the offical song of heaven btw you don't like it? to bad*

donaldcassiwhatever- how old are you 8? think for yourself

No WAY, really?- of course he's not the one true god cause I am honestly I really don't care and am pretty laid back

2007-07-16 03:14:49 · update #3

Eric_Putkonen- no you are a liar I AM GOD!

2007-07-16 03:15:27 · update #4

tawaen- sorry missed your question but spam is there because the concil of cool things(me the devil, jesus, noah and gandhi) voted for it the devil presented the idea gandhi and I tried to veto it but the devil tricked jesus and noah into voting for it
sorry =/

timothy t-I sense trickery here but anyways you should chill out about your beliefs I'm pretty lenient as to who makes it in to heaven unlike how those idiots who wrote the bible portray me they don't know anything about me and got 95% of it wrong
as long as you lead a good life and do whatever you think you can to better society as a whole that pretty much enough for me

if thats putting books or movies back after you're done looking at them then so be it
however don't think cause you do somethings good it excuses opression murder rape slavery or general cruealty to other humans

2007-07-16 03:24:54 · update #5

Pagan Earthgirl - ummm right I'm not sure what you said/meant but it sounded good and not condensending like some of my so called followers
so I like it! =D

2007-07-16 03:27:51 · update #6

pagan earthgirl-I looked it up and why yes thank you!

google is so handy I don't know why you guys didn't invent it sooner

2007-07-16 03:30:43 · update #7

Jhon C-no thats a common misconception cheese cake is actually a pie it's name is misleading pie is my food of choice

2007-07-16 03:32:10 · update #8

do ya!- Yahweh
so saying god or goddamnit isn't taking my name in vain oh righ ggttty gggttty goo

2007-07-16 04:50:40 · update #9

39 answers

Sorry, you don't get that title. My ex-boyfriend claimed it long before you did. He tried, in earnest, to prove it and I STILL believe what I believe. He kept me awake at night, deprived me of protein, repeatedly said he was god and I STILL believe in the one true God.
When Thomas did not believe in him, Christ appeared to him and showed him the scars in his hands and feet. He even allowed him to touch the wound in his side where the Roman soldier pierced his lung to drain the accumulated fluid.
29 Then Jesus told him, “You believe because you have seen me. Blessed are those who believe without seeing me.”
Thanks, but no. I DO NOT want to be a child of a lesser god.

EDIT:
The God I read about is a COMPASSIONATE god. Not one that would condemn others to death or eternal separation. You are NO god, just a megalomaniac with serious insecurity and power issues.
John 3:17 For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world THROUGH HIM, might be saved.
Cassidy! I commend you on the informal use of Dad. If this 'God' was God, he would have known that you are referring to ABBA ~ GOD THE FATHER!
God's Name according to the Hebrew is Eloah...אלוה

2007-07-16 03:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 0

Hello,

What made you come to the conclusion that you are God? I don't mean to be offensive, but this is strictly out of curiousity. And as God, what should us regular folks do to improve society and our personal lives? Any regular person of faith knows, I'm just curious of your take, since you're God yourself.

Thanks

I think your thoughts on how to lead a good life is logical and good answer.
Anyways, just hope all goes well for everyone, a person should be allowed to believe and do what they want... No reason to criticize or argue, because a person NEVER knows if they are truly right...
People of any faith should know that individuals or humans can not decide who or what is God until the very end.

Only God himself.

2007-07-16 03:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by timothy t 3 · 0 0

Kierkegaard's fideism holds that the divine is outside of empirical or rational proof. To try to hold the divine within the confines of human rationality or the system of empiricism derived from our senses is to reduce the the divine to something less than what it is, making it a falsity no matter what. That being said, Kant argued that God's existence can neither be proven nor disprove for the lack of empirical evidence does not prove, nor necessarily rule out the possibility of a divine being. St. Anselm, Avicenna, and St. Thomas Aquinas have all developed rational arguments for God as well.

2016-04-01 06:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What is your intent while here on earth in human form?
What scripture indicates that you would arrive on YA to make the way to accomplish your intent?

and most importantly, did you take the medication the nurse gave you this morning, or did you just pretend to in order to receive computer priviledges in your hospital ward?

2007-07-16 03:00:07 · answer #4 · answered by Carol D 5 · 2 0

God is spirit form. His son, Jesus, will return to earth and take with Him those who placed their trust in Him. The dead in Christ will rise first (up in the air), then those of us who are alive. The rest of the world will be in chaos after that.

2007-07-16 02:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by cowgirl 6 · 2 0

Pie or Cake?

Only a true god would pick cake because cake includes Cheese Cake.

2007-07-16 02:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by John C 6 · 2 0

The Bible says when Jesus returns He will come with angels and the whole world will know who He is.
Now who did you say you are? I do not know you.

2007-07-16 02:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ruth 7 · 1 0

You've been reading too many book's on god whilst smokin
dope?Anyway your an inteligent ****** spell god backwards and what have you got --DOG (GOD) get of the grass fool before you get burned??

2007-07-16 02:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by the-Devil-is-King 2 · 1 0

Ummmm...yeaaaahhh....just for arguments sake, you know God, can you tell me a couple of stocks that will double in value over the course of the next two or three days. Thaaaankkkksss!

2007-07-16 02:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by bongernet 3 · 1 1

God would never do this. He will come back when He splits the Eastern sky and takes up the saints.

2007-07-16 02:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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