A nun was having a bath. Suddenly there was a knock on the bathroom door, followed by a voice.
"It's the blind man. Can I come in?"
The nun thought about this for a moment, then replied,
"Yes, it's all right."
A man came into the room.
"Nice t*ts. Where do you want the blind?"
2007-07-16 01:46:48 · 13 answers · asked by Perry 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old old and old
2007-07-16 01:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you building an act on old "Vicar of Dibley" gags?
Here is another:
Why did the beach blush?
Because the sea weed.
Good luck, Steve.
2007-07-16 01:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Steve J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It okay. Kinda funny but not laughing-so-hard-Im-choking-to-death-please-someone-call-911. But I think you have the potential. Keep it up and tell us another one. This time a real funnnnnnnnnnnny one. Have a great day.
2007-07-16 01:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by kaykay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's be politically correct...
"It's the window accessories person with your textiles. Would it be suitable for me to come in?"
"No!"
:)
2007-07-16 02:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!Oldie but a goldie!
2007-07-16 02:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very old but it is the golden one.
2007-07-16 03:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by sardar a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v. good not heard it before
2007-07-16 03:24:42 · answer #7 · answered by Jody W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thanks! needed a good laugh this early
have a great day
2007-07-16 01:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by CINDYLOU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeeheeeheeee!!
2007-07-16 01:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dollypants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it! : )
2007-07-16 01:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋