OK..fart away..!?

Question

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

Check out my other fart joke...on joke's and riddles..

Answer 1

Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat the more you fart.

:)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Mine tend to come out with clogs on and stink to high heaven.

Answer 4

Oh, you have written a poem about my family! It's really good and made me laugh. Have a star!

Answer 5

absolutely brilliant..

a burp tasted is a fart wasted

Answer 6

A fart in need is a fart indeed...cheers!!!!!!!

Answer 7

LOLLLLLLLLLL

that just put a cheeky grin on my face hahahaha

Answer 8

i'm going to print that and hang it on my wall. in my house farters rule parp parp

Answer 9

Thats good.

Answer 10

yes