When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to the little boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you a hint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth, and then it's in your tummy."
The teacher smiled and said: "OK, Dick, sit down."
2007-07-15 23:40:38 · 12 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The teacher has a one-track mind.
2007-07-15 23:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, as a matter of fact I dont get it... J/K
But still why cant his name be Skittle or something? Hand, mouth, tummy?
2007-07-16 06:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Robbie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes i get it.It's about the penis.A little yucky but it's a good joke;not meant for the younger kids.
2007-07-16 07:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by Tercules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 06:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic one
2007-07-16 06:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by Md. I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, pretty cool :)
2007-07-16 06:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by sagyraj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-16 07:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty teacher
2007-07-16 10:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it, lol
2007-07-16 08:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i get it
2007-07-16 07:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋