The Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The president decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-07-15 22:47:10 · 5 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it, and still LOVED it! As it is so true!
2007-07-15 23:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then Chuck Norris goes in and with one round house kick kills everything. He comes back out and says, "Case CLOSED".
Go Chuck !!
2007-07-16 06:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something each group would do... Makes one wonder, hmmmm?! Funny.
2007-07-16 06:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Cica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-16 06:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao
RTTTBIPMS good one
2007-07-16 05:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋