Simon and Mel had only been married for two weeks.
Simon, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to Mel,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochycooh?" asked Mel.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
Mel said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
Simon didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because Mel interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
Simon, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dick head? Drink your f*cking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf*cking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, @sshole?"
2007-07-15 22:45:32 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds like my wife.
2007-07-15 23:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Skipper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at it this way : 1. If he can make a stone oven in a week, he can do a lot of other things around the house, too - which saves money and keeps the man in the house ... 2. The oven took just a week ... he is yours for the rest of your lives ... 3. Father being OK with son in law and the other way around ... something a lot of wives/daughters wish for and you have it !!! 4. ..if he is making the pizza too - less cooking for you ... None of you is crazy, you are just missing to see the advantages ....
2016-05-19 00:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Marriage sucks! lol!
2007-07-15 23:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'damn F..'en nice!
Thanks!
But mine isn't like that yet, eight years on, with two kids.
2007-07-15 23:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-s Funny. I guess.
thanks for the points!
2007-07-15 22:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a star
2007-07-15 23:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love that!
2007-07-15 23:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one lol
2007-07-16 01:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! ha! ha! yeah after the honeymoon that's how it is !!!!
2007-07-15 23:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋