Three litlle boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."
The second little boy pipes up, " Well, my dad smokes too, and can blow smoke out of his eyes."
The third little boy, not to be outdone responds, "my dad can blow smoke out of his b u t t."
"Really, but have you seen it?" reply the boys.
The third boy responds, "hell no, but I've sure seen the tobacco stains all over his underwear.."
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-15 21:21:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My sides are splitting! Honey! Your jokes truly makes my day! I hope my star will lend colour to your day!!!
2007-07-15 21:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha stable one. checkout this comedian tale: a woman posts an advert in the newspaper that looks like this… “searching for guy with those skills: gained’t beat me up, or run far flung from me, and is super in mattress.” She have been given lots of telephone calls replying to her advert yet one in specific stood out. After giving the guy her address, he got here to her domicile. She beginning the door for him and the guy stated, “hi, I’m Bob. I have not any palms so I gained’t beat you up and no legs so I gained’t run away.” So the female says, “What makes you think of you're super in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-09-30 02:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by cronican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious LOL
2007-07-15 22:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that family have a washing machine with a glass door!! ;o)
2007-07-15 22:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Su John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for you youve earned it lol
2007-07-15 21:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by mummy of 5 girls <3 <3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe niice clean ur undies dad!
2007-07-15 21:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrgh.. I read b4 this joke. Not funny to read again.
2007-07-16 01:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by TheMenopause 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah, nice one!
2007-07-15 21:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Morritsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one, what lesson have you got from this one?
2007-07-15 22:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Simex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one, lol
2007-07-15 23:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋