True story.
London scientists are trying to get cows to burp less... thus reducing global warming.
2007-07-15 17:34:27 · 22 answers · asked by The Uncanny Comic 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if only they could work on my mom...
2007-07-15 17:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Danger! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What concerns more than the burping etc is the fact that with all this political correctness, in a few months time some d*ckless will invent, "cow-selling" for the cows that feel threatened by all the negative attention to their body functions.
I mean we can't even use the "W" word anymore, people are now called, "Owner-operators..."
2007-07-16 02:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.... Didn't know cows burped much but I do know they pass a lot of Gas, which produces methane and if they manage to prevent the cows from doing that it will be an interesting sight!
Just think an easy way to break down the meat from a cow without sending it to the slaughterhouse and butchers.
It will roast when it spontaneously combusts.
Everyone hurry and grab your steak knives and steak sauce and arrive in time for the free BBQ! Byops (bring your own place settings. Byob (Bring your own beverage)
The meat is Free!
2007-07-16 01:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Positive-Pixie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Failing that, offers are going out for people willing to stand in front of the cows and inhale the gas.
As gas escapes two ways, others are lining up to the rear where there's a slightly higher wage rate.
2007-07-16 00:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say that the cows burping is actually alot worse than the cows farting...
I say "Butt Plugs All Around, One For Every Cow..."
2007-07-16 00:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Newscaster: "Well, back to you, Bob....."
Bob: "As far as we know, Al, the cows are still burping and farting, thus telling us humans that what we're feeding them is making all this hype happen...seems they love the "global" thing as they're being known across the seas for this type of behavior !" "And, by the way folks, they seem to be really mad ..." "Back to you..."
Newscaster: "On other news, the weather seems......."
2007-07-16 01:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately, the burping cows have now stopped, claimed the scientists, who used mad cow disease to do it.
Unfortunately, now we have to deal with all the burping helicopters.
2007-07-16 00:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, sure. I have a cow and I have never heard it burp
2007-07-16 00:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they should try that with Nascar fans on race days. Take away their beer. that should reduce global warming to little or nothing
2007-07-16 00:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by lizajane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scientist and politicians will blame anything, except the hot air that comes from their mouths.
Poor cows, they get the blame for every thing.
lol
2007-07-16 00:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by jenx 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They should try to make my husband fart less...thus reducing emissions more than all the cows put together.
2007-07-16 01:04:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋