Family Problems... Star if you like?

Question

Two men, one American and a Chinese were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Chinese man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I h aven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems…………….Gimme a break !!"

Answer 1

that was funny.... talk about jerry springer

Answer 2

My Global Science teacher in 9th grade used to sing us a song just like this a couple times a week just for kicks.

Answer 3

i've heard this before but everytime i try 2 figure out the logistics i get a headache-still funny tho

Answer 4

this is funny because there's a bluegrass song on the same subject. it's called,"I'm my own grandpa"

Answer 5

Still trying to figure it out...

Answer 6

haha God bless america!

Answer 7

Haha, good one :-)

Answer 8

confusing!

Answer 9

i get it its so weird

Answer 10

headache!!!!