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2007-07-15 17:08:44 · 9 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't think they would step on a legit word for a female dog!
Lassie Condoms
When you know she's a bit ch, but you're gonna do her anyway!
2007-07-15 17:12:00 · update #1
makes me wanna try to blow up a condom and use it as a dildo...
better yet, find a guy to fill one up for me....
2007-07-15 18:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-18 22:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by cora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Do the Trojan people know about this? If they do they're not talking on the North American Continent. Well, at least the lower 48. HCW!
2007-07-15 17:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe cute and Happy National Condom Week, hmm I wonder if the town "Condom" in France celebrates it?
2007-07-15 17:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading those jokes, I'm spent. . . .
2007-07-15 18:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes me soo happy
2007-07-15 17:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by rawr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i likes...star!
HAPPY NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK!
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2007-07-15 17:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-15 17:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice,....lol
2007-07-15 17:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋