Please! Funny people only!!!!!?

Question

Can u people tell me some of the "stupid tests" Like the one where u say,,,,,,,, Do u want to play the stupid game? andthen u ask them a series of wired questions like what color is the sky?? Andthen u ask them 'what was the first question i asked u' Please help me i love thos jokes!!

The people who said that they cant help me well guess what u r sooo STUPID!!!!

If u cant help me then dont answer!! Simple as that retards!

Answer 1

I remember seeing a test a long time ago that measured how well you could follow directions. There were something like 108 items on the test.

The first item said to read all the instructions carefully first. Item # 2 said to put your name in the top right corner. Then all the way at the end, the last entry (#108) said to complete only items #1, #2, and #108. In other words, don't do anything except write your name on the paper.

The rest of the items had the test-taker drawing weird diagrams, stars with lines, and meaningless pictures. If you read the directions all the way through first as instructed, you would know not to waste your time with the rest of the test directives, because the REAL test was, "did you read the directions first as requested", because if you had, the "test" took about fifteen seconds.

Answer 2

On one side of a 3 x 5 card, write "1 2 3 4"; on the other side, write "Why do idiots always pick 3?" Ask the victim to pick a number, and they will invariably choose 3.
The truth is, people do it due to an aversion to picking the end numbers, and a proclivity toward picking odd numbers. This leaves 3 as the only option for the vast majority. A guy at my school did this and nailed damn near everybody with it, including me--and I'm smart. The thing is, smart is irrelevant here--it's just the odds, that's all. . . .

Answer 3

Do you mean like: Wednesday morning, Harry caught his regular 7:45 am bus to work. Six passengers got on with Harry, and one got off. At the Cross Street stop, again 6 people boarded; and 1 got off. At the Elm St. stop, 2 people boarded, and no one got off. At Central no one was waiting to board, and 5 people exited the bus. ((Add as many stops and ons/offs as you have patience for.)) At the 9th street stop, Harry and 3 others exited the bus; and one person boarded. Are you with me so far? Good....What day did Harry use the bus? Or do you mean like: A airliner was traveling north-northwest from Seattle to Toronto, when, due it suffered engine failure, and crashed; exactly on the border between Canada and the U.S. Where did they bury the survivors? (Nowhere. You don't bury survivors!) Best I can do at the moment; hope they help. }:>

Answer 4

Nope....not familiar.

But if you get someone to say SILK twelve times in a row and then ask them "What do cows drink." They'll say milk.

The answer is water.

Also get someone to name all the planets and if they can do it 99 times out of 100 they either forget Neptune or say it last.

The same is usually true if you ask someone to name all 7 dwarves. They usually forget Bashful or at least say it last.

So bet them the can't do it or that you know which one they'll say last. Write it on a piece of paper before they start and wow 'em.

Oh and like the "Hoof hearted! Ice melted!" one you can have somebody read aloud. "I'm sofa king reed todd did."

Answer 5

ask someone to play the stupid test. then say , " Okay , you're the bus driver.

There are 30 people on the bus. At the first stop 10 get off and 5 get on.

At the second stop 5 people get off and 3 people get on.

At the third stop 12 people get on and 6 people get off.

Then ask them ---- HOW MANY PEOPLE LEFT ON THE BUS ?

( chances are they thought you would ask the name of bus driver and were completely ignoring the math )

Answer 6

write down "hoof hearted, ice melted" then have someone read it out loud, it works best in a crowded restaurant!!! OR say "Do you want to take a stupid test?"What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? what color is your skin? What was the first question I asked you? If they say what color is your hair, you say nope, I asked you if you want to take a stupid test, guess that answers the question if your stupid or not!

Answer 7

One you can do is if you fold a piece of paper horizontally, then, on one side write egg 11 times. On the other side, write Egg Say Person Silly This Made I Times Many How Look in order from top to the end.

have them read the only egg side from top to bottom, then the same for the second side.
have them read the only egg side from bottom to top, then the same for the second side.

They should say lastly:
Look How Many Times I Made This Silly Person Say Egg

Answer 8

Another one is... Spell Pig backwards then say "Funny colors"

also:
Spell Bork
Spell Ork
Spell Sork
Spell Dork
Spell Gork
Spell Hork
Spell Jork
Spell Kork
What do u use in cereal?
Many ppl say fork but its spoon

I have other funny ones but I cant say them online

Answer 9

It doesn't really matter what questions you ask them, as long as they are ridiculously obvious and the very first one you ask is "Do you want to take the stupid test?"

Answer 10

the first question is "Do you wanna take the stupid test"
the second questions is "What color is the sky"
the third question is "What color is the grass"
the fourth question is "What color is dirt"
the fifth question is "What was the first question I asked you."
Most people will say "What color is the sky"
But its really "Do you wanna take the stupid test"
Wow, awesome