does any one have any good riddles?

Answer 1

a man and woman riding down the road,,,woman reaches over,,cuts the mans penis off,,throws it out the window,,,old man and granddaughter are behind them,,,granddaughter says,"pawpaw,,what was that",,trying not to confuse the girl with sex,,gramps said,,,"oh it`s just a bug",,granddaughter says,,"omg,,what a big penis it had"!!!lol

Answer 2

Riddle:
Imagine your in the middle of the ocean, in a cage,hands and feet tied up in chains,sharks under you, and gagged, what do you do

Answer:
stop imagining

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Riddle:
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place


Answer
The letter 'e'.

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Riddle:
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?


Answer
Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!


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--- Sweet143

Answer 3

Why did the menopausal woman cross the road?

Answer 4

There was a plane crash and every single person on the plane died. But there were survivors on the plane crash....how is that?

Answer- I said every SINGLE person died. Some people were married not single.

Answer 5

i am not sure if you might like it but i do!
there was a butcher that was 5'10. had 3 children and had a big house. what did he weigh?
answer: meat

Answer 6

yes ..how do you catch a mazda

clue how do you catch a ford...ford bait