I used a Gideon's Bible to wipe my rear end once at a Travel Lodge. I'll be up front, it is not Charmin.
2007-07-15 14:39:59 · 26 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL!!! Some of the responses are too much! YES, I was hidden in the dark depths of a Travel Lodge!
I'll never think of Genesis or Ezekiel the same way now.
2007-07-15 15:32:50 · update #1
Good for you! Crap for crap, what could be more perfect? I burned a King James Bible once as a dedication to my Lord Satanas. Religious pamphlets also burn beautifully in the flame of a black candle.
2007-07-15 14:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by blackleather666 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No! I have not abused the Bible and I never will!
As for your "potty" habit, in motels...It took you wiping your rear with a book to tell us it wasn't Charmin?
Uh, consider a little help with that problem...dial 911
2007-07-15 21:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO -- you guys... Nothing too bad, the worst thing I ever did was tear out the blanks in the front and back to make a shopping list because I couldn't find any paper.
2007-07-15 21:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Stargazer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your ways or that is as close to God as you'll ever get... but no one of The True Christian Faith will ever try to compel you to change... that would be against The Word and Will of God... we also are not permitted to "cram it down anyone's throat"... but did want to let you know that one thing... and offer you the oportunity to hear The Truth of The Salvation Message... you may email me if you are honestly interested.
2007-07-15 21:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, inadvertently. I put it on top of my car after church and talked to some people in the parking lot. Then I started home and after 2 miles someone jumped out of their car at a stop light to come over and give me my bible off the top of my car....whew that was a close one!!! LoL
2007-07-15 21:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a teen, there were a few times the blank pages in the front and back of the book were used to roll joints.
2007-07-15 21:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
False pastor and false religion abuse the bible by going to the extent of making themselves against the bible.
jtm
2007-07-15 21:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never abused a Bible. I gave one to someone once who didn't have access to one. But I can't say I have ever abused one.
2007-07-15 21:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by tessababyboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think that bothers God..men have literally done it for less.
Every knee shall bow and ever tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.
It will take more than wiping your but to stop this from happening! Then you wish you could!
2007-07-15 21:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but this one time one of my friends wanted to smoke some pot but didn't have a piece or zig zags and so I told her to use a page from the bible.
2007-07-15 21:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋