Today we went to the Creation Museum
My wife, daughters and I
To learn the truth the Bible way
Without evolutionist lies
We were so excited and full of joy
To see the sacrifices,
The infants, women, lambs and goats
The dinosaurs and mices!
We goose-stepped through there one by one
Had lunch at Noah's Cafe
Saw Adam and Eve's Tree of Sin
And bought some Jesus taffy!
A door adorned with gaping skull
The scenes were copacetic!
A room of pictorial genocides
God's punishment for heretics
We saw the Holocaust videos
Projected on the walls
How we wish our fellow Jews
Had heeded the Good Lord's call
The sign read "Those rejecting the Word
Will suffer the Lord God's wrath"
And torment shall rain down upon
The wanderers from His path.
We saw the Planetarium,
The skies and moons and - dammit!
We missed the exhibition of
Our 4,000 year-old planet.
Today we went to the Creation Museum,
My wife, daughters and I
And for those that don't believe
It's a shame you're going to fry.
Love & light
.
2007-07-15 14:37:19 · 39 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Emiliano - Yes, it was meant to be funny at first. Just like I thought the Creation Museum idea was funny at first. Then I saw the reality, and it's horrifying. I'm not going to lie about it. There was a room with Holocaust video projected from a wall-screen and the entrance to it had a sign about God punishing those who don't stay on the Christian path. Very, very sick stuff.
A joke? Yes. A way to enlighten people about how very dangerous this place is? ABSOLUTELY.
2007-07-15 15:26:18 · update #1
Bizriak - Apology accepted. Oh, and yes, prior to knowing if you're right or wrong you should never call the other party a clown. I will debate fairly with anyone but I will not allow this place to continue to be termed a "museum" with no age limit. The more people know about this sick place, the better. It should be shut down. Yes, I went to the creation museum. Yes, there was a sign at the door of the room where Holocaust videos were projected, and YES, I mean H-O-L-O-C-A-U-S-T videos, and it explained that this was God's retribution. "Punishment" for the Jews not obeying the Christian God (read that sign again if you want proof). What kind of clown would build a museum and put such sick, twisted things in it?
2007-07-16 14:59:20 · update #2
Ken Ham is a sick moron and not quite as harmless as you seem to think. I was there, this was what I saw. There is NO MINIMUM AGE for children. Ken Ham and his little evil elves contocted this so that parents can instill the fear of God into their children and make them realize the (extreme, severe) punishments God will rain down upon them if they disobey. If you believe young children should have to watch Holocaust footage so they see the "Jew's punishment for disobeying God" than you, to me, are dangerous.
2007-07-16 14:59:57 · update #3
Having read the Bible I do know why Jesus is seen as a kind, compassionate spirit. This is why I did not bring Jesus into it, except for the 'taffy' line. That is what they sold in the creaion museum store. I respect Christians who would fight with me to shut down this atrocity of a place because it goes against THEIR beliefs. There are lots of them here. You tell me to "get my accusations straight"? I accuse no one but the creators who go this museum and the ignorant, child-abusing morons who actually allow their children to see it (beyond the 'dinosaur' exhibit). My facts are straight. This was meant to be both humorous and horrifying. I wrote it in this form for the sole reason that it was more likely people would read it.
2007-07-16 15:01:41 · update #4
That museum is horrifying, and I believe I have captured that feeling well. If you'd like a few pics of the creation museum to tickle your fancy and let you know I am being truthful, here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10129372@n0...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10129372@n0...
And the sign at the entrance to the room of Holocaust video?:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10129372@n0...
I hope this helps.
2007-07-16 15:02:08 · update #5
Hahahahahahaha! Excellent!
2007-07-15 16:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe that they would say that the Jews suffered the Holocaust because they did not believe in the "Lord's Way!" This is sick! Then they said that God rains wrath on people's heads if they don't believe the way they say they should.
I suppose that 9/11 explosion that killed so many people was just God being wrathful. I suppose the Oklahoma explosion was just God being wrathful, especially to all those little sinning children.
I used to call myself Christian, but I think I am changing my mind. The more I hear of these idiots, the more I want to stay away from any so called House of Worship. Should be House of Horrors!
2007-07-23 11:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Too 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, this guy, Ken Ham, who started the museum is a young earth clown, but did you seriously go to the museum? I seriously doubt he has a reference to the holocaust and a vindictive diatribe against non-Christians.
I don't agree with his museum (I am a Christian) because his whole concept is shaky. But I also don't agree with clowns like you who don't engage in real debate. If you want to get your point across with a poem, then fine; I love humor. But get your accusations straight.
If it really does have the holocaust thing, then OK, I apologize. But you cannot say that Jesus was ever behind any torture, inquisitions, etc. That comes from half-truths, twisting of the message, etc. All movements have these offshoots (Don't "true" Muslims claim theirs is a religion of peace? Don't wiccans trash the Hollywood image of a witch?) that make extreme statements and claims, and perform their acts "in the name of", most often as a way to hide their true intentions. This creation museum likely is a relatively benign version of that phenomena. Whatever the case it doesn't speak for me and my beliefs as a Christian, and I think Christianity and Jesus will get along fine when it eventually folds.
2007-07-16 08:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by bizriak 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't worry about harsh critique. I've had plenty of that in my time. You go ahead if you think I've written rubbish. By the way, spelling error in your first line HH. Should be friend Add: Unless you've got a different way of spelling it wherever you come from.(smiles)
2016-05-18 22:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly, truly terrifying. Had that "museum" been of a secular nature, there would have been warnings on the doors, or perhaps a minimum age of admittance. And to use it as a "warning" that all non-Christians will burn, wow.
Good poem by the way.
2007-07-16 05:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by mikalina 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of these days I'm going to take a weekend trip to Kentucky posing as a Creationist and go see that museum. The thing that's stopping me is the fact that I don't want to give them any monetary support. Maybe I'll take a bunch of gideon bibles and sell them for rolling paper first and use the proceeds for my admission...
oh yeah, and excellent poem!!!
**edit**
thanks a lot novangelis!!!!! now I've got that stupid song stuck in my head!!
2007-07-16 05:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Can one purchase Canada Dry there along with the utter fear of the Lord God ?
Love rules.
Rose P.
PS Fear should lightly etch a poem, not drip from every word.
RP.
2007-07-15 15:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by rose p 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That poem was sicking, disgusting, insane, and i loved it. LOL. Yea, that place is truly a danger to us all. Those people want a theocracy in this country. It is a very real danger.
2007-07-16 05:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
great poem the creation museum makes the usa look like fool all you need in that place is the flintstones seen it on t.v over here that place is a 23million doller joke
2007-07-16 05:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I only wish you had included a stanza about the way the Lord smited the Gulf Coast because of all the sin in New Orleans.
I actually heard my born-again relative tell me it was the beginning of the purge of the "non-Christian,"
2007-07-16 05:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋