Two leprochauns have a bet.To settle their bet they take it to a convent.Mother superior answers the door,and says;"Oh my goodness! Its a leprochaun!"
The first leprochaun replies "Take it easy sister i only wanna ask you a question! Are there any nuns in your convent my size?"
"No little man there are no nuns in my convent your size"
"Alright then are there any nuns in all of Ireland my size?"
"No little men there are no nuns in all of Ireland your size?"
"Alright then just one more question Is there any nuns in the world my size?"
"No little man i am quite sure there are no nuns in the world that are your size!"
"Okay then" The second leprochaun starts laughing his @ss off, but through the laughter he manages to say " I fooking told ya you sh@gged a penguin!"
2007-07-15 13:53:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three Leprochans
Three little people are drinking in a bar. The first, Seamus says "I'm tired of being famous fer nothin', I wanna be famous" The second leprochan, Sean says, "Me too, I wish I was famous too!" The third Willie says "Me too but what can we do to get famous?" Seamus pipes up, "See my wee feet? I got the smallest feet in the world I bet. "And I got the smallest hands" shouts Sean. The bartender shows them Guinness Book of World Records and says "If yer see these fellers there they'd write ye up in the book fer that and ye be famous!" "Good idea, Well go to the Guinness place tomorrow!" says Seamus. The next day Seamus goes in and comes out "I did it they measured me up and I got the smallest feet, I'm famous!" Sean goes in and comes out "I'm famous too I got the smallest hands!" How bout you Willie? says Seamus. "Well I don't like to say but I think I got the smallest WILLY!" OK go and get measured Willie, says Seamus. A few minutes later Willie comes out with a long face. Did ya get famous Willie? "No" says Willie "And who the feck is Tony Blair?"
2007-07-15 14:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO Very very funny. Poor Penguin LOL
2007-07-15 14:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty old, but that was so funny I wet myself.
2016-05-18 21:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah, funnny, star
but io like the dopey one better
2007-07-15 17:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha a penguin
u have my star
2007-07-15 14:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-15 14:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
you get a star :o)
2007-07-15 14:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao - that was sooo funny!! Told it to everyone i know!!
2007-07-15 15:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by kitten 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 Shagged a penguin HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!....................
2007-07-15 14:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa!! :-)
2007-07-15 14:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by dazza 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋