Two cannibals talking. One says to the other, "Do you know, I've just ate my mother-in-law, and she's STILL disagreeing with me!"
2007-07-15 12:42:10 · 13 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two cannibals started to eat their dinner, and agreed that one would start at the head and the other would start at the feet.
The one at the head asked how his mate was doing. "Having a ball" came the reply to which the other one said, "slow down, I'm only just past the shoulders"
2007-07-18 11:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy then turns to the cannibal and asks , " What do you want at 7-11 ?"
cannibals says ," little Debbie and a slim Jim with a Patti on the side ,"
2007-07-15 23:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
Here's another..... Two cannibals talking. One says to the other, "Who's for lunch?"
2007-07-15 19:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 20:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfreind
A..he wiped his ***
2007-07-15 20:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by jenny 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how funny! Hahahahahaha
2007-07-18 19:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how funny! Hahahahahaha
2007-07-18 19:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-they must have met my mother-in-law.
2007-07-15 19:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Funny!
2007-07-18 17:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - Nice one!
2007-07-18 15:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by Exrugbyplayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋