Joe and Mike decided to guy hiking on day. They got all things they needed and headed off to a popular hiking trail up north. They had been hiking for about an hour and half, when all of a sudden, "the call of nature' struck Joe.
So, he found a near by bush, and begins to release the 'pressure.' Then, out of no where, a snake jumps up and strikes him on his *you know*. He screams frantically with pain and anxioty! Mike quickly rushes over, and comes fast enough to see the snake slither back under the bush. Lucky, there was a near by medical center just a quater a mile down the way! Mike tells Joe not to panic and that he's gonna go run to the medical center! "Run!" Joe screams back!
Mike reaches the center, and demands to see the doctor! He sees the doctor, and says, "My friend has just been bit on the by a snake! What should I do!?!" The doctor replys, "You can't move him, it might increase the flow of posion, and I can't get any antibiotics to him.
2007-07-15 12:25:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'If he's gonna live, you're gonna have to suck out the posion where he got bit by."
Mike rushes back to Joe, who he sees is in great pain, but relieved at the same time to see his friend return. "Well, what did the doctor say to do?!?"
Mike responded, "You're gonna die."
Funny or not?!?! It made me laugh!!
2007-07-15 12:27:07 · update #1
I'm still laughing I want to tell it to my husband but can't stop!!! Good one!!!!! You get a star!!!!
2007-07-15 12:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-07-15 12:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by dm 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
From 10 star i'll give you 6 and a half.
2007-07-15 15:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moderately funny.
2007-07-15 12:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Wendi lu who 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very old,and not very funny
2007-07-15 12:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHAH!
Yes, I did laugh and roll all over the floor like a glass marble! Thanks for the joke!
Suck or die? DIE!
2007-07-15 14:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it's a good one!
2007-07-15 12:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by JackScott 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes not bad pretty good did lol?
2007-07-15 15:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by marsh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but long
2007-07-15 12:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Gengis 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol!!! that was ssssoooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! i give you a star!
2007-07-15 12:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋