When I used to install satellite systems for Dish Network in the Dallas, Tx area I ran into my share of dumb blondes.
1. Had to troubleshoot why a blondes reciever did not work
Solution: I had to explain to her that it would not work while it's not plugged into the wall socket.
2. During an install at blondes apartment there was no way to get a signal because her apartment was not facing south. The apartment manager denied a roof install and she just could not let it go. She saw the advertisement for Dish Network showing a TV with the dish next to it along with the reciever, much like a rabbit ear antenae. I had to set up the dish inside the house near the TV, that this would not work.
3. Had to fix the TV reception because a blonde woman rearranged her house and disconnected the A/V cables and could not figure out which way the A/V cords went back in, eventhough they were color coded.....(yellow to yellow, red to red, white to white)
I could go on, at least they were easy to fix!
2007-07-15 12:10:48 · 12 answers · asked by fox_71498 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For igi....., these blondes problably don't know what a republican or a democrat is.
For luckford2004...., Explain E=MC2.
For sweetheart......., pretty much, without them Dish Network would experience a severe drop in profit.
For miss c.........., I'm not a nerd but, if you insist, for a sentence that only has 16 words in it you managed to get eight spelled incorrectly.
2007-07-15 12:31:03 · update #1
indie<3........No I don't feel superior to anyone. All I am saying is, Wow, WTF!
I could lterally feel my I. Q. drop just by talking with these Dish customers.
2007-07-15 12:39:17 · update #2
you said it yourself, certain girls.
2007-07-15 12:40:56 · update #3
I thought it was yellow to red and white to yellow? LOL... I bet you've never had a dull moment working on them? ... JW
2007-07-15 15:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, what's with all the dumb blondes. I'm a natural blonde and very intelligent. What does hair color have to do with brains?
2007-07-15 12:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a local truck driver. I went to a blonde's house to pick up a really large tool box (500+ lbs). She asked me why she was having to pay for a lift gate service, since the box was on wheels.
2007-07-15 12:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nashville Guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly, definitely, that's stupid for everyone to think of that hair colour has something to do with intellegence. there is not any way that the actual colour of hair,epidermis, or eyes has something to do with the intellegence of a man or woman. human beings have tried to coach it, even yet it can not be shown. it quite is like Hitler asserting that folk with blonde hair and blue eyes are the extra suitable race. i think of people who actual think of blonde hair is what makes somebody stupid, are quite the ignorant stupid ones.
2016-10-03 21:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not yelling at you but the other girls are right. There are just as many dumb blondes as there are dumb brunettes. And just as many smart blondes as smart brunettes. But that is a little funny.
2007-07-15 12:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Kelsey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm blonde and i can laugh at dumb blonde jokes, i never take them to heart, but you guys are telling real stories about the "stupidity" of certain girls... are you honestly telling me that you think blondes are inferior to yourself? wow talk about being dumb.
2007-07-15 12:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL......
So are you saying that blondes were the only ones that had issues?
2007-07-15 12:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by sweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blond satellite?
2007-07-15 12:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
blondes, cant live with them, cant live w/out them
2007-07-15 12:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by iluvchristianity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2007-07-15 12:13:22 · answer #10 · answered by baconbobdude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋