Two men went hunting.
Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time.
Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream.
"I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.
"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve.
"And I was when the bear attacked me...
but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said,
'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I panicked."
pmsl:)
2007-07-15 12:07:55 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA!!! Spot on! Pretty good joke from a baby! :)
2007-07-15 12:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously getting their nuts in early for Christmas!
2007-07-15 12:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can I ask, did "I heart cereal" bang his head when he fell over? I didn't find this one funny? Sorry
2007-07-15 12:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear, you need to learn my snotter joke!!!
2007-07-15 14:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL!!!!!!
*falls out of chair and knocks over laptop*Ow!
2007-07-15 12:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Understandably so i should think !!xx
2007-07-15 12:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaahahahahaha nice one
2007-07-15 12:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it-made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the smiles.
2007-07-15 12:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he understood what the chipmunks said?
boooooooooooo
2007-07-15 12:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahhehehehehoooooha
2007-07-15 14:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋