Jane was walking through the jungle when she met tarzan for the first time and couldn't believe how handsome he was and how muscular.
So she aproached him and making small talk asked what he does for sex "me tarzan me have sex with hole in tree" well jane is gobsmacked and says "tarzan i will show you what you have been missing"with that she strips off and lays on the ground "tarzan make love to me" she says .
Tarzan strips off and as hard as he can kicks jane between the legs,well she is crying and crawling about in agony "why did you do that you idiot" jane says "tarzan check for bee's" came the reply.
that is worthy of a star lol
2007-07-15 12:03:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
ouchhh.
2007-07-15 14:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, a Tarzan joke I haven't heard before. Star
2016-05-18 21:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha definitely worth a star. Poor Jane. Tarzan will be lucky to have sex after that.
:-)))
2007-07-15 12:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfaooo.
2007-07-15 12:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Roo. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herd it before but it was about a bear. Have a star anyway.
2007-07-15 12:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny satr 4 u
2007-07-15 12:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as is he's still doing trees.
2007-07-15 12:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good yes you get a star from me
2007-07-15 12:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was already on here. I wish people would stop copying each other
2007-07-15 12:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by DLA 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh yes-good one.
2007-07-15 12:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay not too bad I guess
2007-07-15 12:07:03 · answer #11 · answered by Miss Behavin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋