A woman who has been ill treated by her husband finally gets her divorce through. Whilst glad of this, she still wants the company of a good man, so she puts an ad in the paper:
Man wanted.
Mustn't beat me
Mustn't run away at the first sign of trouble
Must be good in bed.
A couple of days later the doorbell rings to find a man there with no arms or legs.
She says, "Can I help you"?
He says, "Yes I've come about the advert in the paper!
A bit taken aback she stammers, "Well I'm not quite sure if you're the man I'm looking for".
He quickly intervenes and says, "Well I've got no arms so I can't beat you. I've got no legs so I can't run away.
So she replies, "Well that's true but how do I know if you're any good in bed"?
He replies, "Well I rang the doorbell, didn't I"?
2007-07-15 12:02:03 · 28 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahem.....where did you say I can get in touch with this guy? lol
2007-07-15 12:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by Terri R 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I didn't really post this there, but here's mine. Why do you look like a GORILLA? You have a PINEAPPLE shaped head, and your NOSE looks like a REMOTE. Are you playing a GAME looking so much like a POTATO? You should get an AWARD for playing a *GAME* to look like a *POTATO* shaped *GORILLA* with a *PINEAPPLE* head and a *REMOTE* *NOSE*. NOTE: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST PREGNANT PEOPLE, THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T POST THERE, SO DO NOT BE INSULTED. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY WITH THESE WORDS.
2016-05-18 21:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sat thinking about that for quite some time but when the penny finally dropped I laughed until I weed. Well done very funny, tee hee!!!!!!!!
Edit: excuse me "I heart cereal" you need to control your fits of laughter my friend, you do an awful lot of rolling around and knocking things over!!! ;)
2007-07-15 12:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG lol!*falls out of chair backward laughing hysterically and knocks over the fan*Weeeeee!
2007-07-15 12:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. that is funny. most people on answers won't get it though they'll be like how did he ring the doorbell haha.
2007-07-15 12:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by ohioguy4jc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-07-15 12:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 12:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i heard this before 6/10
2007-07-15 12:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent one.!!!
10/10 man that is funny.!!!
Thanks mate and goodnight people.!!!
2007-07-15 12:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
it took me a little while to get it
but thats funnyy :o)
2007-07-15 14:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋