a man with no arms or legs is lying on the beach, three young and very attactive women are passing. On seeing him the frst woman thought poor soul and asked "have you ever been hugged?"
"No" he said, and she gave him a hug.
the second woman sees this and asked him, "have you ever been kissed?" and to this he also replied no, and she gives him a kiss.
the third woman asked him, "have you ever been f@cked? to which he also replies no. This time she bends over and whispered in his ear, "you will be when the tide comes in"/
2007-07-15 11:44:04 · 11 answers · asked by honey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that joke was funny girl!
a star for you....
2007-07-15 11:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 18:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha now that is Funny.!!!
Brilliant joke, must remember that one Honey.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-15 18:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's very Cold, but very funny.
2007-07-15 18:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Yes! I love this one!
2007-07-15 18:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by G'd Up 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor guy, i hope he has ears to swim
2007-07-15 19:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
poor limbless guy :o(
i give you both a star!
2007-07-15 21:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats HORRIBLE
and funny
2007-07-15 18:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by LaceFace09 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahah! thats sad
2007-07-15 18:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
scream-thats very funny-!!xx
2007-07-15 18:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋