A man goes into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it down and then looks into his shirt pocket, then he orders another beer, drinks it down and looks into his shirt pocket. He does this six more times and the bartender is getting worried, like maybe this guy has no cash. So he goes "Hey buddy, maybe it's none of my business, but why do you keep looking in your pocket and ordering beers? The man replies, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket, when she starts to look good, then I know I've had enough to drink, and I go home."
2007-07-15
11:41:50
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