There are are a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink...One Friday, Jim showed up late, sat down at the bar and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned to Alan and said, "Times are getting tough, my friend. I mean, just today my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week...I can't believe it."
At which point Jim put his hand on Alan's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad; she's cut some guys out all together."
2007-07-15 10:58:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lots of thumbs down for the answers to this one fidgety!
Nothing like giving straight answers to questions.Poor Alan.
2007-07-17 01:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good comedian tale... for people who don't get it (groan): the guy's testicles have been secured in a vice so as that he won't be able to circulate. The storage he's in is going to be set on fireplace so if he desires to flee he will would desire to decrease off his very own manhood or burn to dying. Geddit now? :)
2016-10-21 09:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by rollman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There aren't many jokes on here that I haven't already heard but this is one of them. Yep, 9/10
2007-07-15 11:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny star 4 u
2007-07-15 12:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha!
Very Good!
2007-07-15 11:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG, PML:))
Poor sod!
Do you eat a joke book for tea or wot?
2007-07-16 07:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So you're saying she's a bit "loose?" Poor guy. Cute joke.
2007-07-15 11:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by pd6491 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lol....great joke, FF.
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2007-07-15 14:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another good one . As good as DIANNE E `s old lady wanting her balance checked.
2007-07-15 11:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by firebobby 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-07-15 11:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋