John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2007-07-15 10:23:55 · 41 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO As an Irishman I find that very funny, thanks for the laugh
2007-07-15 10:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Mmmm. The Irish have an exceptionally unique sense of humour, the friendliest race I even have ever encountered, and have a distinctive way of looking humour in something. greater suitable than that, they'd snort at themselves. So enable's wish that political correctness on no account loses us our precious Irish jokes. on the different hand, yours are extremely lame. enable's a minimum of credit them with some good jokes.
2016-09-30 01:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-15 11:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OOoohh.. You are sooo naughty! I love the joke.
2007-07-15 11:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was your best joke of them all Lady Sylvia ! I just have to tell this one to my sister...she'll never stop laughing ! Thanks ! And a bright pretty star for you and your joke !
2007-07-15 15:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here is another one.
3 men board a plane with beer bottles.
They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish.
They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb.
They fly back to Italy and they see a little boy crying.
"Little boy why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle"
They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying.
"Little girl why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle".
They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically.
"Little boy why are you laughing" they ask.
"Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"
2007-07-15 10:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
ha ha, the irish jokes are always the best
2007-07-15 12:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah sylvia only twice lol
2007-07-15 13:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by dollyk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, nice just the same
2007-07-15 10:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by trebor2 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good one
2007-07-15 10:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Haha. Very funny!
2007-07-15 10:27:13 · answer #11 · answered by Lisa 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋