a son and dad were talking one day and the son asks the dad about condoms.
well says the dad they come in three diffrent boxs
box one has 3 condoms in it
explain asks the kid
well when you first start dating you use one on friday night one on saturday night and one on sunday morning
right says the kid
then we have box two which has 6 condoms in it
again the kid asks his dad to explain
well states dad this is when you have been going out for 6-9 months
one for monday one for tuesday one for wedensday.... until saturday and sunday is the day of rest
ok says the kid with a glint in his eye
the dad states there is the twelve pack for when yo uhave been married as long as me and your mam
explain asks the kid
well states dad
one for january one for febuary....................
2007-07-15 09:38:18 · 20 answers · asked by trancelator25574 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually that is sad
2007-07-15 09:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehe!
2007-07-18 21:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SH*T im never gettin married il stick to the 6 pack
2007-07-15 09:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by joey d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and Santa comes once a year
2007-07-15 09:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke ruined by a complete lack of punctuation, which made it hard to read.
2007-07-15 09:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by ashypoo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 10:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good one man.. the sad thing tho, is that its true :-|
oh and btw.. "ashypoo" pipe down. no need for your 'awesome' comment. it was a good joke. obviously he doesnt give a crap if theres punctuation or not.
2007-07-15 09:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by ksisk44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are your guys' problems?!?! That's NOT funny!!!! It's stupid!!!!! Where did the funny jokes go!?!? I'm waiting for a FUNNY joke!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-19 09:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why I have'nt gotten married yet..
2007-07-15 09:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Melissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a good one :] ive never heard that before.
2007-07-15 09:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahahahahaha.
Good one dude.
Star for you.
2007-07-15 10:35:42 · answer #11 · answered by Little Miss Jonas ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋