This girl who is a total Beatles fanatic decides to get John Lennon & Paul McCartney tattooed onto her inner thighs. She takes their pictures to the tattoo artist who says he can do a perfect job of reproducing their images in ink on her inner thighs. Hours later, the job is done. the tattoo artist hands her a mirror, and she is shocked!
"That sucks...It doesn't look anything like John or Paul!"
The tattoo artist is offended: "Of course it does; that looks just like them! Tell you what, ask the first person you see,& I'll bet you £10 they say they look just like John & Paul."
So she takes him up on it, but the place is empty & the first person she finds is an old wino inside; she sits in the chair, spreads her legs and points to the tattoos, "Does this look like John Lennon & Paul McCartney to you?"
The old wino squints, scratches his head, burps, farts, & slurs, "Well lady, I don't know about John Lennon & Paul McCartney, but that guy in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson."
2007-07-15 09:36:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS I thought you were going to say something completely different
2007-07-15 10:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 17:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi fingers thats a good one i have heard it called a lot but never willie nelson and he is grey
2007-07-15 17:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im related to John Lennon. True fact
2007-07-15 17:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by xburningup4youbabyx 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
F*****g brilliant,have a star.
Just think,if she hadn't trimmed,it might have looked like
ZZ TOP !!!
2007-07-16 19:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2007-07-15 16:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by AWRAmale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another great one Fidgety.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Poor old Willie ha ha.!!!
2007-07-15 17:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had he been drinking "Black Bush" whisky fidgety?
2007-07-17 06:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-07-15 17:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one.
:-)))
2007-07-15 17:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋