Shitty Joke?

Question

What's Yellow and Slimy an Slithers up your leg.?
A Homesick Diarrhoea

Answer 1

rank rank rank mank

think my tea wants to revist, eeww

Answer 2

WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

Answer 3

Dirty Dick and the Yellow Trail

Answer 4

LMSAO I never have that problem as I regurgitate, you could say I talk shitty

Answer 5

Nasty and not too funny. 7/10.

Answer 6

haha but yuck

Answer 7

That joke is just taking the cr@p!!


:-)))

Answer 8

thats a S**T joke

Answer 9

yuck hahahaaah.......IVE A JOKE THEY WON'T PRINT ITS REALLY DIRTY...Oops

Answer 10

Will you stop talking sh*t,

;-)