You've all heard of "Area 51", Well the security people at the base were surprised to see a Cessna land on their TOP SECRET runway and they rushed to surround the plane. There was just one man in the plane and he was taken into custody to be questioned. He explained that he'd gotten lost and was running out of fuel when he saw he landing strip and he had no choice but to land. They questioned him thoroughly, held him overnight and did a background check via the FBI . Finally convinced he was telling the truth and wasn't a spy they gassed up his plane, gave him a "We will put you in the deepest darkest dungeon" lecture and sent him on his way. Later that day they were surprised to see the Cessna landing on the same runway but this time with two occupants. The man stepped out of the plane and said to the soldier's "You can do what you like to me but you have to explain to my wife where I was last night."
2007-07-15 09:23:46 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSAO The fool should've been a better pilot. I can find my around in the dark
2007-07-17 00:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, have a star
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam,
who were involved in a tragic accident in which all three died.
As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said,
"You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven.
You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."
St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."
Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times.
For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon."
St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example.
You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever!
Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried,
"I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."
;-)
2007-07-15 22:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Marriage sucks! Henpecked hubby! lol!
2007-07-15 10:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That was a real Beauty! I giggled and gaggled my gorgeous ar$e off!!! Star for you!
2007-07-15 09:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't we just so Powerful !! That's called Putting The Fear Of God Into You!! HA!HA!HA!
2007-07-15 09:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gr8 story...
That's a possessive wife...
May be that's why wife is called life.
She can make or totally break your life...
2007-07-15 09:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Rekhaa Kale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard similar still got a laugh on this one.......wives can be that way......YOU GET A STAR
2007-07-15 09:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Jim.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Ha ha scared of his wife.!!!
2007-07-15 11:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...excellent. 9.5 / 10
2007-07-15 14:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. We all know who wears the trousers in his house!!
:-)))
2007-07-15 10:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋