For the past eleven years the parishioners of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Catholic Church have gone religiously to The Holy Roller Rink for some good old time fun and comraderie, and now you unholy atheist liberals want to take it away from us.
2007-07-15 09:15:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I meant the 1st ammendment. The 2nd ammendment is about our right to bare arms without using sun screen. I flaunt my right to bare arms by wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. Just thinking about the 2nd ammendment makes me want to take my rifle out and shoot anyone who disagrees with me. This is what our forefathers meant by checks and balances. Your right to free speech stops at the end of my gun.
2007-07-15 09:32:15 · update #1
I told me preist during confession that I was heavy on the covers...touching..rubbing....heavy breathing..Three hail Mary's and I was back on the street! I also had to bribe him with a 5th of his favorite whiskey. (He took the 5th?) and do community service at bingo night. I was nun too happy. Speaking of nuns..Is there a skating nun?
2007-07-15 12:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no way I would ever take your skates away from you or prevent you from going to the Holy Roller Rink with your friends from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Catholic Church..and if you'll let me know the next time you're going, I'd love to join you...and I have BIG pon poms for you to tie on your skates, a gift from me to you...
2007-07-15 17:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is because it clearly states in The Book Of Bubba, Chapter 13, Verse 7 " Thou shall no wear thy skates in the House Of Worship because if you fall, We shall have to pass the collection plate many times to pay for the lawyers".
2007-07-15 16:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by donronsen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure if you are asking a question and I say - if someone wants to stop you from doing something - find somewhere else to do it. don't stop ...
i for one will never stop praying but i also wouldn't let anyone else stop me...
i also dont think slinging insults helps anyone to believe that God / Church is the right choice. Jesus would have turned the other cheek - i suggest you do the same.
2007-07-15 16:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Animal Helper 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The second amendment is the right to bear arms, my friend.
Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
2007-07-15 16:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Church and skate...yeah we should keep the Pope off of roller skates.
I don't want to take anything from you as long as you don't take my right to be Atheist away.
2007-07-15 16:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm not quite sure what you are talking about but nowhere in the SECOND amendment does it mention religion. The establishment clause of the FIRST amendment is considered to require separation of church and state.
2007-07-15 16:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by old-bald-one 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2nd amendment? Did you flunk 8th grade civics class?
Yes, I understand that Republicans are so Christian it is the killing and the torture camps and the stealing and lieing that worries me. But as long as you say the Church sanctions it then hay it is fine with me.
Did the church say when they were having the Christian Republicans turn the country over to the muslims?
2007-07-15 16:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by cloud 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone knows skating is the devils roller rink. Be thankful we have saved you from eternal rotation.
2007-07-15 16:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a problem with people skating in church.There's usually not much else going on, but i would check with the pastor first. It might possibly be a sin.
2007-07-15 16:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by monte54que 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋