Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
2007-07-15 08:51:46 · 25 answers · asked by shorty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SILLY BLONDES
2007-07-15 08:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... stable one...thank you verify this one too.... 2 Blonde men have been interior the woods looking. One regarded on the different and stated, "i've got have been given to take a sh*t." the different stated, "properly bypass in the back of a sort of vast timber, and sh*t." the 1st one stated, "yet i've got not got any paper to wipe my a*s." the different blonde spoke back, "you have a dollar, do no longer you?" the 1st one stated, "Yeah, i've got have been given a dollar. that's a great theory-- i'm going to apply that!" He left and got here back with sh*t throughout his palms and garments. His pal regarded at him and asked, "What interior the hell got here approximately to you?" the 1st one spoke back, "have you ever tried to wipe your a*s with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
2016-10-03 21:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, nice that a blonde can deal with let alone tell hilarious blonde jokes!
2007-07-15 08:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Krissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woh i understood the joke. Awesome one. Good. I will tell this to my friends tomorrow.
2007-07-16 00:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sandhya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 10:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.*
2007-07-15 20:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by tdrajagopal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moose,elk<>deer TRACKS,turned to be DEARER track for blonde,hit by TRAIN,now wait soul RAIN....NOW WHOM WITH THE BLONDE ARGUE?with shorty<>short were their pant<>shorty their fan......had to laugh...................................ha...................ha.........ha......h
2007-07-16 02:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by wwf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one...i thought that was coming!!
2007-07-15 10:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by >>Riot!<< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...cute ~here's one:
What do you call a redhead between a blond and a brunette?
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..An interpreter...
2007-07-15 08:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Lolsz i like thisz one!!!
Very kewl!
2007-07-15 08:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by ChemicallyLaneyyy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that but it was three Alabama hunters....Still good joke............Nuf Said
2007-07-15 15:54:28 · answer #11 · answered by Elo Fudpucker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋