An agents finds out that his top actress client has been moonlighting as an escort.
Having long lusted after her, he asks if he can have sex with her later that night. She agrees, but says, "You'll have to pay like everyone else."
The agent agrees and meets the actress at her house that night. After turning out all the lights, they have sex. The actress falls asleep, but 10 minutes later she's woken up and the scene repeats itself. This goes on for the next few hours.
Eventually the actress screams out, "This is amazing! I never knew agents were so virile."
A voice from the dark replies, "Lady, i'm not your agent. He's at the door selling tickets."
2007-07-15 07:24:15 · 17 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l see that manky old carp is here again
he;s like poverty, never that far away
2007-07-15 08:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by free the weed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAOSFHISMS I made an absolute fortune that night and I was only getting 10%
2007-07-15 08:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 13:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one yet girl! RoFlMaO
2007-07-16 06:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor cow nice one tho.
2007-07-15 08:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He made a right monkey out of her............ you won't see me fallin for a classic like that. :-)
2007-07-15 08:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by Number 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
good one
2007-07-15 08:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
normal service has been resumed
its star time <(((><
2007-07-15 07:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so is that why my doorbell ring all the time
hahahahaha
2007-07-15 15:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha......well funny! have a star x
2007-07-15 08:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋