a great blonde joke?

Question

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

Answer 1

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to go sky diving. The blonde jumps first and her chute opens. the brunette jumps second and her chute opens. the redhead jumps third and her chute doesn't open, as the redhead falls past the blonde the blonde says, "so you want to race do you?" and she cut off her chute.




A blonde's husband is watching the news and he sees a helicopter with footage a car going the wrong way on the interstate. Worried, he calls his wife and says "there is a car going the wrong way on the interstate. be careful" the bonde says "one? there's freakin hundreds!"

Answer 2

1. theres a blonde in my swimming pool drowning cause i left my scratch "N" sniff sticker at the bottom.

(this is kinda corny)
2. Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is true cat
This is blonde cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is about cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

3. One day there was a blonde that walked into a salon with headphones on and she said wutever u do dont take off mi headphones and the hair dresser took off her headfones and the blonde died the same thing happened 2 more times and then the hair dresser was wondering y all of these blondes were dieing and she picked up the headfones and put them up to her ear and then she heard a low voice saying "breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out..."

4. A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave

5.New Inventions by Blondes:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

6. How can u tell that a blonde was making Chocolate chip cookies??

M&M shells are all over the floor!

Answer 3

She was so blonde instead of take the 44th bus once she took the 22nd bus twice! HaHaHa

Answer 4

heck ya. thats a good blonde joke. my sister says stuff like that all the time. lol But yeah that is a way funny joke. where did you hear it?

Answer 5

Cool.*

But, the same joke is already available for Sardarji, Mexicans, etc.,

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Wow, that one's been told a million times.

Answer 8

virus-o-mania have you checked the title of the part of yahooanswers it says JOKES & riddles....

Answer 9

*Hahahahaaa !!! the blonde is sure living upto her reputation !!^^

Answer 10

cute