Ed joined the Foreign Legion for the usual reasons but the one thing he couldn't forget was sex. "What do you do about sex around here?" he asked his bunk-mate Ted.
"There's a camel train that comes in here once a month," Ted replied.
"And there are women in this train are there?"
"Nope."
"Boys?"
"Nope."
"I see," Ed said. "You ride the camels down to some brothel do you."
"Nope, we shag the camels."
"I'd have to be pretty desperate to shag a camel," said Ed.
"You will be," said Ted confidently.
By the time the camel train came around Ed was hornier than a rhino and ready to shag anything. On sight of the camels the Legionaires abandoned their work and started to run across the dunes to where they had been tied up. "What's the hurry?" Ed asked Ted. "There must be fifty camels over there and there's only thirty of us - more than enough to go around."
"Yeah," said Ted. "But you don't want to get an ugly one do you?"
2007-07-15 06:26:40 · 6 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another excellent example from a bigger and unstable joker.
one of the best
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2007-07-15 06:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's with the camels tonight??
LOL keep them coming!!! 10/10
2007-07-15 06:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Another camel sex joke, are you trying to give sensitve men the hump?
Loved it,.
2007-07-15 06:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...This made me cheer up ...Thanx
2007-07-15 06:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-07-15 08:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is well funny..
2007-07-15 06:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋