I know it has something to do with his theory that bananas prove the existence of God, or something like that. Can someone tell me what it is? Please don't give me links to click on, just a brief summary will do.
His banana obsession seems a weird thing to me; kind of phallic, I say.
2007-07-15 05:57:33 · 13 answers · asked by Jack B, sinistral 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God designed the perfect fruit when he came up with the banana
It fits perfectly in you hand, has its own container, when it rots its black so you know not to eat it...blah blah blah. Only a creator could have made it..blah blah blah.
Honestly I think it fits perfectly up his **** too..so.
You should watch a video as it is pretty damn funny. Also the penut butter theory is funny too!
But you said no links...yes master!!
2007-07-15 06:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL - okay, hold your forefinger and thumb in a circle, as if to make the "OK" signal. Notice on your forefinger there are three creases (made by joints) and on your thumb there are two. Now look at a banana from either end - if you hold it right it has three bends on top and two on the bottom - proving that God made both the banana and the human hand because they fit so well together.
I'm a BAC (Born-again Christian) and laughed out loud when I saw him talking about it, totally seriously, with some other guy. Cracked me up. I would have expected to see something like that on Saturday Night Live as a satire, not for real on a Christian station.
2007-07-15 06:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by mrscjr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They have a tab to open them a protective cover, they taste good, they fit in the hand and they point toward the mouth. They were obviously designed.
The fact is, they were, it is called selective breeding. The curve is due to the lack of seeds and without the help of man, the domesticated banana can not even reproduce.
Oh, I forgot the color things, and you really are missing out by not watching the video.
2007-07-15 06:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Phallic indeed. Too bad you don't want the link, because the video is hilarious. Especially when he demonstrates how the banana was designed to fit in our mouth.
The argument says that the banana is evidence of god. It fits well in our hands, peels easily, and curves toward the mouth....what they fail to mention is they are demonstrating all this with a domesticated, rather than wild, banana.
2007-07-15 06:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by KS 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
The perfection of the banana proves that there is a God. The existence of Kirk Cameron proves there is no God. They cancel each other out.
2007-07-15 06:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick C 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cameron and Ron Comfort on Youtube. The Atheists Nightmare. The Banana as the absolute proof of God and they actually do call it the atheists nightmare.
Sorry, but you need to see it to believe it. So here is a link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
2007-07-15 06:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An explanation will not do the hilarity of the concept justice, do what everyone else is saying go to You Tube, type in The Atheists Nightmare, and enjoy. Really I'd explain it to you but it is sooooooo much more funnier/intriguing to see it for your self.
2007-07-15 07:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The assertion is that the banana is "perfectly designed" -- color change when ripe, fits the hand, points to the mouth, pull tab so "it doesn't squirt in your face" (you've already stated why this is so silly).
It ignores that the seedless banana we recognize is a cultivated that requires humans for its propagation.
2007-07-15 06:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by novangelis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the dude will one day, like Mr. T and other who pimped themselves out to get more money from any crowd or niche will look back and just be totally embarrased at what a bum he made himself into with religion and espousing things he doesn't even understand
100 bucks says an unreligious dude is ghostwriting for him like Mel White did for Jerry Falwell
2007-07-15 06:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely phallic... if a banana fits, then humans must be descended from bananas.
2007-07-15 06:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋