A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him, he said, "I forgot my teeth."
The man said, "No problem."
With that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair... try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."
With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."
2007-07-15 05:51:10 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
skyblu! terrible....im cracking up......
we've sloshed a bit to much...i can't see straight....got chased around a tractor and banged my knee,hurts real bad.......brought tear's to my eye'shahahaha!! under age drinking Oops!!
2007-07-15 06:04:27 · update #1
Crazy joke! Scary!
2007-07-15 13:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there are many but avoid those whose main ambition is to talk about how great they were. I would look at Bobby Robson , Nick Faldo, Pricess Anne, Clive woodward or Trevor Brooking most of these will do you proud, then there are people in the rowing area and athletics with whom Im not so familiar but my choice I think would be princess anne she is always a supporter of charity events and a real star at question time . If not you coulkd always go John Macenroe that'll cause a stir
2016-05-18 02:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by daria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. The dinner speaker addressed a room full of undertakers.
2007-07-15 05:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by Piguy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha not the dentist ha ha.!!!
Dead mans Dentures ha ha.!!!
Nice title for a play or movie.!!!
2007-07-15 11:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny what was the question again?
2007-07-15 05:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by °º© r u b y l i g h t s ©º° 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, he wasnt expecting that,
t'was a dead issue
hows the search going
2007-07-15 05:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go easy on your self , I don't want you to get hurt
2007-07-15 14:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by hasafer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scary
2007-07-15 05:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mollie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing
2007-07-15 05:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by Michael M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good loved it!
2007-07-15 05:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Redz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋