English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I need a little change of pace....

2007-07-15 05:35:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

FSM = the flying spaghetti monster

2007-07-15 07:02:51 · update #1

23 answers

Stalkers and Nazi acting folks who think they are gifted to report us when we fail to comply with their interpretations of Community Guidelines.

2007-07-15 05:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 15 0

The Holy Spirit, definitely. Christians maintain this is the ultimate blasphemy. I like Uncle Wayne's answer, too!

2007-07-15 06:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 1 0

I say up the pace. Push yourself a little. Say unholier things about whatever you have already blasphemed, or go for bigger more sacred objects of your blasphemy.

2007-07-15 05:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The Rulers of YA! On second thought, I'm with Uncle Wayne on this one..


p.s. 'xcuse my ignorance, but what is FSM?

2007-07-15 06:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The drought we are having in Ohio. The grass is so brown it hurts to walk on in bare feet! I have several choice words for it.

2007-07-15 06:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Nobody ever blasphemes against Hindu gods.

Give it to Ganesha, Kali, etc.

2007-07-15 05:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Cheney 3 · 1 1

You should go to the park and throw a frisbee..or talk to your friends. Blaspheme a parking cone. Just don't steal it.

2007-07-15 05:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anna Og 6 · 2 1

get to a region where there is a lightning storm, stand under the tree, proceed to blaspheme. =)

2007-07-15 05:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1 1

don't follow one of the suggestions above. Jesus said blasphemy of the Holy Spirit would not be forgiven in this age or the age to come.

I think...

...following the Holy Spirit is obeying our "God-conscience" and choosing good, not evil. When we ignore it or violate it, we blaspheme.

2007-07-15 05:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Calvin James Hammer 6 · 1 3

if you feel like you must Blaspheme something today, have you thought about staring with your Parents?
Or perhaps the Devil for putting Blaspheme in your heart!

If you really feel like ending your life, could you take an Atheist with you.

2007-07-15 05:44:51 · answer #10 · answered by michael t 3 · 0 4

fedest.com, questions and answers