the ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS or the 'trouser snake' is the most dangerous snake.colour varies from pink to black.it is fangless.its highly venemous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting nine months.average length is 3-9 inches.usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places also.attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area.it has been known to attack men from behind!
BEWARE!
2007-07-15 04:56:08 · 16 answers · asked by red D 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THANKU SQUIRREL!
2007-07-15 05:00:57 · update #1
... and sometimes it really wants to, but is completely incapable of attacking, which can bring a huge frustration, so you might get hurt by person it seems to be attached to at the time, because of the special connection between the carrier and the snake. The snake seems to have a big influence on it's host.
2007-07-15 05:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by tricky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you know that you can buy a "Bed-Snake" bat from all good joke/fancy goods shops!! Especially in High class areas like Blackpool!!
2007-07-15 05:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware the one eyed snake!
2007-07-15 05:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by Llama Librarian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-15 10:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That is pretty funny. Lmao. Nice one, lol
2007-07-15 05:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10/10 lol
2007-07-15 05:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! you get a star for that description.
2007-07-15 05:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO heres a star for that :) xx
2007-07-15 04:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 05:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO!!!
I give this joke a 7.
2007-07-15 05:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋