One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I'd better see a doctor.
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot
cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the
results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
(Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"
2007-07-15 04:24:30 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha. This was funny brightened up my day at work. Thanks.
2007-07-15 04:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by justwondering16 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually you should stop shopping there. That corparation is helping to cripple America. The government has told them they must start offering better insurance to more employees, because it was found that Walmart employees are a measurable burden on government aid. Also, if you've been paying attention to the presidential campaigns you are now aware that Walmart was the heavy hitter in getting the bill squashed that would make inspections on imported containers mandatory. well..a year later we have millions of poisoned and contaminated toys all across America. Way to go Wal-Mart The government should shut them down
2016-05-18 01:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh! Really funny so here's a star
Enjoy ur weekend :) xx
2007-07-15 05:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one...loved it. I wouldn't be surprised if Walmart did come out with this type of machine lol.
2007-07-15 04:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny indeed...moral lesson?
don't make a fool to a machine, they might tell you the truth
2007-07-15 04:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the good laugh. I'm going to print out a few to pass on to friends.
2007-07-15 04:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, but ive heard it before
2007-07-15 04:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by @m@nd@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 05:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaa
that was realy funny..
2007-07-15 04:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he! very funny!
2007-07-15 04:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lor24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋