There was this little boy (Jay) who got sick and tired of staying home all the time, so he asked his dad, “if he could go to town” and dad said, “Son we don’t have any money but go ask your mom.” So Jay went inside and asked his mom if he could go to town… Mom said okay but get money from dad!!! Dad told Jay grab you one of them DUCKS and have a great time… So Jay started walking to town and came up on this house and this girl was outside with nothing on, she said “How about a good time for a very little cost” Jay said WOW!! But all I got is this duck. She said okay I take the duck… the do there thing and (wow you’re so good, harder, harder) Well they get done and the girl tells him she would like to do it again and he tells her its going to cost you so she give him back the DUCK. So they go at it again… They get done again and Jay takes that duck and walks out side and gets hit by an 18 wheeler. The driver jumps out and saying “Oh Man Oh Man!!! I can not get another ticket, Jay said you killed my duck!!!! The Driver said how about I pay you for your duck so the police aren’t called… When Jay got home Dad asked if he had fun and Jay said yes, Well what did you do asked Dad,
“I got a duck for a fuc*, A fuc* for a Duck & $50 for a fuc*ed up duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
2007-07-15 03:57:17 · 13 answers · asked by mlscsp2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i give you raised eyebrows and a star
2007-07-15 04:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men were on a plane and one had an apple, one had a pear, and one had a bomb. The plane started to have problems because it was carrying too much stuff so they tossed out some stuff including the bomb, the apple, and the peach. After this, a guy was driving around and saw a little boy crying. He stopped the car and asked the little boy why he was crying. The little boy said that a pear fell out of the sky, hit his puppy, and killed it.The man gave him a new puppy and went on driving. Next he came to a little girl who was crying. He stopped and asked why she was crying. She said that an apple fell out of the sky, hit her kitten on the head, and killed it. The man gave her a new kitten and went on driving. He then came to a blonde who was laughing hysterically and asked what was so funny. She said that she farted and blew up a building.
2016-05-18 01:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wts up with the whole 'grab a duck'
2007-07-15 04:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by francis_wife4life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its way too long. if you told people, they would only hear 1/3 of it.
2007-07-15 04:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by o_my_gosh_wheres_my_dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke I have heard it so many times that no I did not laugh at it.....I did not even read the whole thing I have heard it so many times...
2007-07-15 04:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that joke is old and worn out. ;(
2007-07-15 04:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its boring lol
2007-07-15 04:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it's boring nasty and not interesting =(
2007-07-15 04:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY STAR FOR YOU!
2007-07-15 04:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by hbk4ever1995 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah-didnt read it- too long. lol.
2007-07-15 03:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by ▓▒░ ♫ Pump !t up ♫ ▓▒░ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋