Ed and Ted stood on the top of a cliff. Ed held a budgerigar in his hand. Ted had a parrot.
"I'll go first," said Ed and with that he stepped out into empty space and fell thirty foot to the ground below breaking both legs and fracturing his pelvis. Unconcerned Ted threw his parrot up, drew a pistol and shot the poor bird before it had chance to fly away. Then he stepped off the cliff and plummeted to the ground faring little better than Ed.
Ed rolled painfully until he was face to face with Ted. "I'm going to give up budgie-jumping," he said.
"Yeah," said Ted. "And I don't think this parrot shooting is all its cracked up to be either."
2007-07-15 03:19:10 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO They were surely Irish.......
2007-07-15 08:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there some arcane American colloqialism here or am I more than usually dense? Or both? The intended humour (and the category WAS jokes and riddles) just went right past me. Maybe it was a riddle. I was never very good at riddles.
2007-07-15 03:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by Katherine Lynn A 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
from knee trembling quickie to lifetime of orgasmic Ecstasy on the funny scale I give that...............shagging your best mates bird(not a parrot or budgie)
2007-07-15 03:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good old ed and ted, where would be without them?
hehehe its star time
2007-07-15 05:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 04:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolsz
2007-07-15 03:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor ed...
2007-07-15 03:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by xxashyxxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. very punny.
2007-07-15 03:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yooo, that was funny though...
2007-07-15 03:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was bad........funny, but bad. :-)
2007-07-15 03:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Paul L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋