2007-07-14 22:21:43 · 30 answers · asked by Crappo 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Just some suggestions but you could
*take the taser, or at least remove the batteries.
*Hit her over the head with a brick while she is asleep then *keep her chained in your basement
*Start a love affair with her sister to make her jealous THEN hit her over the head with the brick
*Move interstate
*Move to a differant country
*Practice on yourself with a taser every night until it no longer affects you
*Realise that if your girlfriend is tasing you then she probably isn't your girlfriend and you are probably a dangerous stalker
2007-07-14 22:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by Blaggy_1998 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes a common problem this....you could pre-empt the attack using tear gas or batton rounds.
You should consider getting one of those net gun things.
Another method would be to creep out of the house early and then barricade her in there..or even rent a large earth mover and build a huge earth works around the house. Then build a tower with a powerful water cannon which you can zap her with the moment the B**tch sets foot outside the door.
Good luck..
2007-07-15 05:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I honestly hope that you are kidding... But in case you aren't, I am calling the cops just to be sure.
By the way, that's not a "girlfriend", that is a wasp. On a similar note, that is not a taser gun but a stinger...
2007-07-15 12:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Restraining Order
2007-07-15 05:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by zerospacegurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually you need to release wild dogs on her. You need a really good distraction, and nothing makes them forget the taser like a Rottweiler flying at their throat--at least in my experience.
2007-07-15 15:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Todd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She is *not* your girlfreind.
I repeat.
She is *NOT* your girlfriend.
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She is your ex-wife looking for her alimony payments.
Do not be alarmed.
Just tell her calmy that you are prepared to discuss this.
Everything will be alright,
All she has to do is put down the taser slowly on the floor.
2007-07-15 05:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by gaijin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a rubber suit! Or replace the batteries with something else (then she'll still think they're in there) and laugh at her!
Hide it ....
Call the police ... (imagine that!)
Stun her back ... as soon as she walks through the door :-)
That'll teach her, ha ha ha! You sure you don't secretly enjoy it?
2007-07-15 07:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by clairew1207 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Destroy the Taser
2007-07-15 05:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by D G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you stay with her when she does this, does she have a uniform and you a view with bars? Does she ravish you afterwards before you can recover from the shock?
If you think you can survive your heart stopping permanently then go ahead, but it sounds like the bunny-burner klaxon is sounding to me!
2007-07-15 05:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Avon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
accuse her of being an Al Queda sleeper cell. she and the taser will disappear
2007-07-15 05:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by pheromonefudge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋