Its just right down my street
2007-07-14 21:10:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMFAO!!
this was the first thing that has made me smile or laugh ALL NIGHT. i'm not sure how serious youre being, but it was worth a good laugh. =)
now,
i hate to be the sicko telling the sick jokes,
but i have to get this out of me-
a teenage girl has a party planned one evening with some of her friends from school, so she needs to borrow the car from her dad so she can drive herself there. so she runs downstairs and says, "Dad I need the car for a few hours". he responds, "Sure honey you can take the car, all you have to do is suck my d**k." Realizing how serious he is being, she is disgusted and tells him "Dad thats gross Im not sucking your d**k!!!!!!!!!" She storms back upstairs and slams her door closed, furious. She sat on her bed, thinking about what to do. This was the party of her lifetime and she knew that dad's car was the ONLY WAY she was gonna be able to go. Finally, she walks back downstairs and says, "Okay dad, I'll suck your d**k, I really need the car." He says "okay.", and pulls down his pants. As she bends down on her knees and takes him into her hand she notices that his d**k is covered in s**t, REAL S**T! she looks up and starts screaming at him, "UGH DAD WHAT THE F**K IS THIS?!?!"
he replies,
"Oh i'm sorry baby i forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
2007-07-14 21:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by BRobb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
French kissing in the USA
2007-07-14 21:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a cool restaurant give me the address!
2007-07-14 22:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same thing happened to me at the sears store,I ordered a blow-dryer and got a blow-j0b instead.I've since ordered 300 more blow-dryers.
2007-07-14 21:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the French Inhaler.
2016-05-18 00:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by yvette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's your street?
2007-07-14 21:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yea!
you need to ask for a super duck and instead you will get a super suck
2007-07-14 21:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by ZachPanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-07-14 21:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by wooda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we a patron?lol:o}
2007-07-14 21:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-14 21:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋