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Why would I can't I just be a dog

2007-07-14 19:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1 2

I'd lock myself in the bathroom with the remote, and take a shower. After that, I'd howl my favorite tune, and leave the seat up. They'd know it was me, out of tune, in the loo, and when she fell in, she'd know something was up. I'd require that she get me a good cut, and clip my nails. Maybe a beer in the dog dish.

2007-07-15 02:09:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As a dog ,I'd be quite fetching.I'd hound my family until I was dog tired.I'd have a bone to pick with someone.My life would be ruff! I'm so sorry for the puns,I couldn't resist.

2007-07-15 03:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Impact 4 · 0 1

Do incredible things that normal dogs won't do and try to spell out your name.Try to see the movie "The Shaggy Dog"

2007-07-15 03:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by Andy L. 3 · 0 1

That butt sniffing thing that dogs do is just not me.....I would probably bite other dogs for trying to do that to me....hopefully that would tip family and friends off.

2007-07-15 02:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Cleo 5 · 1 1

Put on a pair of awful polyester orange shorts that I own. My daughter would know it's me because nothing else on earth would touch those shorts.

2007-07-15 02:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 2 1

I think I would wait a few days before trying to tell anyone, but......when I do I would probably drink everyones Pepsi. They would know right away it was me,

2007-07-15 02:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by thinkbig 3 · 0 1

Type it on Yahoo Answers. And celebrate. I've always wanted to be a dog. :) No ***** comments pleasems.

2007-07-15 02:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by Verin 1 · 1 1

Stump out their cigarettes

2007-07-15 02:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Eat, sleep and..........something about humping Natalie's leg, which just escapes Me for now.

2007-07-15 02:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1 1

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