Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
2007-07-14 17:57:57 · 16 answers · asked by Harry Hood 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lets hope he has really big figers.
2007-07-15 15:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely number 3
2007-07-14 18:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
#2 woudl probably be the worst; because after #2 you wont' have a penis to worry about explaining #1 or #3.
2007-07-14 18:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3!
2007-07-14 18:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
definitely 3
2007-07-14 18:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 would be my worst fear. If that was the case 1 & 2 wouldn't apply.
2007-07-14 18:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going with the crowd which is #3. I won't go any further I'll get in trouble because I said something last week.
2007-07-14 20:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by sparkles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL If I was a guy I think number 3
2007-07-14 18:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
i think 3 is the worst
2007-07-14 18:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Kewpie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!
I love it.
To him I bet #3 was the worst. Of course the wife and the girlfriend already knew that.
2007-07-14 18:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
# 3 would be the worst.
2007-07-14 18:44:28 · answer #11 · answered by Saphire4 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋