If Harry Potter was right in front of you now, what would you do or say???

Answer 1

Throw away my bong and sober up...

Answer 2

I would probably say "I think I need meds" since Harry Potter is a fictional character that shouldnt be speaking to me in person

Answer 3

I would probably ask him if he can zap me a copy of his 7th book. Then I would tell him to get out of my house or ill call the ministry of magic for doing magic in front of a muggle.

Answer 4

i had imagined a scene ....it goes like this:
(Me) wa'sup mate?
(Him) all's good
(Me) how's u're life ?how the story end's? will u win ?
(him)is good ...very.... i talked with the producer ...u know who will fall down in no time
(Me) mate i have a problem ? i'm ugly can u make me look nice or make me rich and faimousor or something? kus if u can't f**k Offfffffff

In that moment he used his magic and turned me into a frog and said "Maybe now u will have more luck"

Answer 5

I'd kidnap him, then hold him for ransom, and only give him back if JK Rowling would give me a signed copy of all of the HP books.

Answer 6

Well let's just say, you wouldn't see us in the next 6 hours!

Answer 7

if Hogwarts was a magical school how come do u guys aged and why can't u live forever

Answer 8

Don't Know Anything About Him ...So I Would Say Hello Der

Answer 9

ask him to marry me, make babies with me, and all that good stuff.

oh and Id tell him to recreate his wonderful nude scene from the play "Equus" that he just happens to star in. mhmm I wanna see him naked.

Answer 10

i would **** his world up. for real. i hate harry potter

Answer 11

go blimey! and call him a right geezer! Then ask him how he got that job when he can't act for sh*t!