Dose anyone out there rap?

Question

Hi guys,
I writing a short one-act play for a school show case night this coming year and I'm in kind of a writing jam. Here's the deel one of the charteres is a "wangster"(white ganster wanna-be). He likes another charterer, an all-american girl named Muffy, and has decided to impress her by making up a rap about her. The only thing is I don't know the first thing about rapping so I was hoping some AMAZING person out there could write it for me. I'm not picky about it all I ask is that
1.) It's CLEAN (this is for a school production)
2). It has the name Muffy in it
3.) Keep it short no more then 10 lines
Thank You! =:)

THIS IS NOT A SCHOOL PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's just for a show case night where students can present short plays they've written, directed or both

Answer 1

You beautiful gurl
and you know its true
Even when it rains
My sky is still blue
Little Miss Muffy
Sat on A tuffy

Answer 2

I'm terrible about writing rap myself, but you should go here:
www.myspace.com/camerongiddings
Send him a message asking him to write it for you. His name is Cameron, he's a clean white rapper, and a super sweet guy. He writes all his own stuff, and I bet he'd be willing to write this for you if you tell him what it's for.

Good luck!

Answer 3

This is YOUR school project, you should do your own work. Not ask others for assistance. We know how to write.

Answer 4

my names muffy
my nose is stuffy
no one can rap like i can
'cause im the deffest rapper
in the whol dang land

Answer 5

you should have the girl have hundreds of cats. it would make the play more interesting.

Answer 6

if this is for schools shouldnt you do it your self??? just a thought lol