when building our home the builder came out and shook my hubby's hand and farted very loudly and then he laughed and said..........oops sorry! i wanted to barf and had to walk away, that was two years ago and i still gross out everytime i see him....lol
2007-07-14 14:51:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is the funniest thing I heard all day! Oh man...well, ya know when you get older, your sphincter gets a mind of it's own.
2007-07-14 14:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Harlequin 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is so gross. That particular thing has not happened to me, but one time I was going over paperwork with my boss at a new job, and he kept farting. When this happened, he just said, "Oops. It must be all the coffee." I could never respect him after that.
2007-07-14 21:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by westjm26 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I used to work with this old guy years ago and he would fart anywhere he was or no matter who was around. Then he would shake his leg like he was getting it all out of his pants! Very gross, but funny too.
2007-07-14 21:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Room for One♠ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was a test... to see if you were one of the Guys, or merely a woman. When you walked away, he figured he'd pigeon-holed you and could then get on to business with the man of the house. Lovely isn't it ? The thought processes of the neanderthal male.
2007-07-15 00:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, there's a friend of my family who was at a Gospel singing in the convention center. while they were singing Dave got up a started to move to get out into the isle. He farted on every step. loud. We got so cracked up that the singing group was looking at us kinda funny as if we were laughing at them. it sounded like a duck walking. funny!
2007-07-14 21:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would you be so grossed out you want to barf? That is just a normal function that happens to everybody.
2007-07-14 21:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by sharpy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think your hubby must have shook his hand just a wee bit to firmly! I've heard of -pull my finger-but never shake my hand!
2007-07-14 21:55:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No can't say that it did. And I have bought a couple of houses over the years.
LOL
2007-07-14 21:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
think of how the guy felt. that's harsh on what you still do for over 2 years.
2007-07-14 21:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha!!! I've done that before. Sometimes it just slips out, ya know?
2007-07-14 21:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋