2007-07-14 14:38:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
An email address offering the job to someone else for a fee.......you'd be surprised what the kinkies would pay for all that bathroom action.
2007-07-15 11:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Goldberry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A small block of wood saying Return Key to Attendant. Then after I returned it, I would use my Purrell Hand Sanitizer. (pure alcohol with hint of lemon scent)
2007-07-14 14:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be welded to a ten pound steel plate. And attached in such a way that it would require at least two people to hold it right and open the door.
Not that I'm difficult or anything....
2007-07-14 14:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A yardstick or a big hand - sized gold plated key ring.
2007-07-14 14:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oddly bent coat hanger with chipped white paint.
2007-07-14 14:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by Darksuns 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chair, a clothespin and a magazine. chair so I don't have to touch the floor, a clothespin for my nose and a magazine to read till the person is done(obviously I am not going...I'm the key) and takes me back to my attendant.
2007-07-14 14:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by TBECK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby
2007-07-14 14:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by austin s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doorknob, so people can get into the bathroom without bother.
2007-07-14 14:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by shmux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something Shiney and Sparkly.. Oh and it would glow in the dark!
2007-07-16 02:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by MsCrtr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A room deodorizer.
2007-07-14 14:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by doggie love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋